Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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