Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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