Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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