Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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