Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.