Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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