Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.