Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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