Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.