Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
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