Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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