Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.