Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'