Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.