Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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