Joke #3754

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Vote: has 42.25 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 74.14 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Vote: has 64.76 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Vote: has 42.61 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris