Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.