Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.