Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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