Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.