There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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