There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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