There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.