There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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