There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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