There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.