If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.