If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.