If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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