If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.