If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.