If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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