If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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