If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.