If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.