If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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