If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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