If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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