If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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