If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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