If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.