If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.