If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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