If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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