If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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