Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.