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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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