Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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