Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!