Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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