Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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