Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.