Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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