Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.