Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.