Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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