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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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