Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.