Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.