Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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