Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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