Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.