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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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