Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.