Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
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When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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