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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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