Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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