Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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