Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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