Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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