Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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