Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.