Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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