Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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