Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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