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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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