Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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