Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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