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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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