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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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