Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.