Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.