Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.