Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.