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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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