Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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