Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.