Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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