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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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