Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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