Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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