Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris said say please.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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