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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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