Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.