Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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