Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.