Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.