Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.