Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!