Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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