Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.