Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.