Joke #4242

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Vote:
has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Vote:
has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Vote:
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
Vote:
has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Vote:
has 72.36 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Vote:
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Vote:
has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Vote:
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Vote:
has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama