Joke #4242

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.