Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."