Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.