Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.