Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!