Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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