Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.