Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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