Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.