Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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