Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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