Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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