Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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