Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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