Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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