Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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