Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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