Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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