Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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