Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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