Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.