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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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