Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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