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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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