Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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