Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.