Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.