Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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