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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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