Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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