Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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