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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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