Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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