Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.