Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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