Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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