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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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