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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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