Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.