Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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