Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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