Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris