Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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