Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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