Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.