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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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