Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.