The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.