The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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