The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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