The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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