The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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