The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.