The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.