The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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