The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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