The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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