The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.