The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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