The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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