The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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