The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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