A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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