A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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