A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.