A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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