A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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