A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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