A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.