A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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