A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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