A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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