Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security