Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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