Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.