Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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