Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.