Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
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He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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