If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.