If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.