If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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