If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.