If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.