If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.