Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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