Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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