Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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