Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.