Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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