Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.