Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.