Joke #1874

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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