Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...