Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.