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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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