Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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