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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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