Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.