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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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