Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.