Most kids pee their name into snow...
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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