Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.