Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.