Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.