Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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