Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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