Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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