Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.