Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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