Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.