Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died