Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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