Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.