Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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