Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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