Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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