Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.