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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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