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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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