Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.