Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.