Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.