Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.