A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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