A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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