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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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