A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.