A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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