A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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