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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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