Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...