Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.