Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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