Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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