Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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