Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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