Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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