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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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