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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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