Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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