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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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