The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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