The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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