The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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