The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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