The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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