The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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