The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.