The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.