Joke #10483

The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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