The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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