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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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