Joke #8920

We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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