We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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