We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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