We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.