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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.