We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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