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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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