We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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