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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.