We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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