We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.