Joke #8920

We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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