Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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