Joke #5312

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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