Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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