Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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