Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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