Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.