Joke #5312

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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