Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.