Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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