Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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