Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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