Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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