Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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