Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.