Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.