Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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