Joke #7399

Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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