Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Vote:
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Vote:
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Vote:
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Vote:
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Vote:
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Vote:
