Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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