Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.