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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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