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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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