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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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