Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.