Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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