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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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