Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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