Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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It's called the internet.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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