Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.