Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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