Joke #7255

Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Vote:
has 69.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Vote:
has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Vote:
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Vote:
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Vote:
has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Vote:
has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris