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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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