Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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