Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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