Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.