Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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