Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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