Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.