Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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