Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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