Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.