Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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