Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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