Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.