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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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