Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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