Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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