Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"