Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.