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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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