Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.