Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.