Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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