Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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