Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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