When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Vote:
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Vote:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Vote: