When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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