When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.