When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.