When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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