When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.