When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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