When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.