When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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