How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.