How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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