How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.