How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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At Night.
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It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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