How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.