How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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