How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.