How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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