How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Vote:
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Vote:
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Vote:
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Vote:
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Vote: