The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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