The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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