The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous