The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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