The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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