The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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