The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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