The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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