The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.