Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.