Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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