Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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