Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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