Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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