Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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