Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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