Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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