Joke #9257

Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Vote: has 79.41 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dog
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Vote: has 78.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris