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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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