Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".