Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.