Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.