Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.