Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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