Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.