Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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