Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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