Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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