Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.