Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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