Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.