Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.