Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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