Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.