Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.