Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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