Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice