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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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