Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.