Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.