Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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