Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.