Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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