Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.