Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.