Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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