Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris