Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.