Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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