Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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