When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''