When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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