When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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