When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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