When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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