In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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