Joke #9216

In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 47.98 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Vote:
has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Vote:
has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Vote:
has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Vote:
has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Vote:
has 83.53 % from 1618 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Vote:
has 83.58 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris