In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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