In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.