In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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