Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Vote:
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Vote:
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Vote:
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Vote:
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Vote:
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Vote:
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Vote: