Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.