Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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