Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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