Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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