Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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