Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.