Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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