Joke #9965

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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