Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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