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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him.
I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship?
A. A second date.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart.
I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.
Simply devastated.
Won’t you please consider coming back to me?
You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill.
I can never marry another woman quite like you.
I need you so much. Won’t you forgive me and let us make a new beginning?
I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.