The best jokes about men

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men, women
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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