Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him.
I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
An advertisement:
I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones.
Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
What do you call a woman that works like a man??
Lazy.