Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.